I think we should let people who believe in Noah's Ark and talking snakes make our laws for us. It doesn't really matter anyway, because Jesus is coming back soon and the world is going to end, so...you better start going to church...or you're gonna miss out on the Rapture...and end up burning in agony with all the Hindus in Hell...so...you better start believing in the Lord...or you're gonna be suffering forever...in Hell...in fire...without any ointment to make your burns feel better...or any water to drink. I wonder if there are bathrooms in Hell. Probably not.